Fun jokes

A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he… Read More »Used to be called a super deluxe wank.

What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google? Google Doc

How do know you are ugly? Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg

So one blood cell says “Good morning” Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”

I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests. But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.

I love living near a university. The women never get older.

What do you call two communists who masturbate together? Cum-rades!

went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band

Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.

What is a socialist’s favourite hotel? Sheraton (Share a ton)