Fun jokes

One of my books just had a four-star review! The reviewer said “This book is ****”

So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed… Read More »Unexpectedly early

Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.

No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work

Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year. Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins… before I got bored… Read More »Motivation

I’ve done a hundred pull ups today….. This new belt is a crap!

I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently. She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”

My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He… Read More »We’ll never know

My friend came pissed off at me, saying that it had not even been two days since he broke up and I already had sex… Read More »Excuse

All men think they are marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.