A father and son went jogging together
Suddenly, the father had a heart attack.His last words were, “I had a good run.”
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Sometimes I worry I need to be more productive.
But then I think, “who am I to tell me what to do?”
A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.
Dr – “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to advise you to stop Masterbating…
Man – “but why doctor?”Dr – “Because I’m trying to examine you”
What do you eat after a presidential christmas dinner?
Impeach cobbler
Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
One night, they are invited to a dinner with several other officials from different countries. Having arrived at the dinner, the two officials see that… Read More »Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
Help!!! My stoneblock 2 world has some issues
Basically, I had a base in the mining dimension. Today, after logging on, the world was gone but it was in the saves. So I… Read More »Help!!! My stoneblock 2 world has some issues
Do boys get turned on when a girl sits on their lap?
Had to find out the hard way
Why did the Old man fall into a well ?
Because he couldn’t see that well
Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct
Here is the situation I am dealing with: https://imgur.com/a/mw5BEZqOur furnace has always had a grill on the side of it to heat our basement (12”x6”).… Read More »Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct