Note: translated from another language(dirty)LongSiberia, it’s super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he’s on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light not far out. Using his last bit of strength he reaches a small house. Knocks on a door. No answer. He opens the door, seeing nice fireplace and a family…
Category: Fun jokes
Do you believe light behaves as a ? and a ? ??
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Landed on the moon…..sort of. Lol.
Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
Hello everyone,I’m a college student and basically broke, I’m very underweight and get made fun of almost everywhere I go.It’s really embarrassing and I’ve decided to change things. Are there any cheap foods that I can eat on a daily basis that can help me gain weight?Any suggestions are welcome. Thank you in advance.
Yo mama’s breath is so bad when she belches birds fall out of the sky
The Girlfriend of Nightmares
So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it’s a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and I realize there’s a new girl living in the house next to me. So I walk out and I notice that she’s all by herself. Being the good neighbor I…
No beer in Heaven
Old Lenard had passed away and was being buried. Just as the coffin was being lowered into the ground a friend tossed a handful of coins into the hole. The priest had never seen this before. After the ceremony he asked the man what the meaning was, throwing money onto the coffin. – Oh, it’s…
Best way to suicide by cop if you’re white and don’t own a gun?
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