Why did the kid get creeped out when he was with his uncle playing with an octopus?
Because he expected 8 but he got ten-tickles
Fun jokes
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This old bloke is in hospital.
This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and… Read More »This old bloke is in hospital.
My 4 year old cousin wants me to tell you all this joke
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me: Why?Him: To get to the idiot’s house(A few hours later)Him: Knock knock!Me: Who’s there?Him: The chicken
A small quiz
Think of a number between 2 & 5. Now times it by 9. Now take the sum of the two numbers in that number(example: 42:… Read More »A small quiz
Where do shepherds go for a drink?
Bar Bar Black Sheep
Naughty Norbert…
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, “mouthwash” wasn’t the right answer for the question “what comes after 69?” ????… Read More »Naughty Norbert…
If you’re going to be two-faced,
at least make one of them pretty.
Entitled Parent Joke
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Entitled Parent Joke
What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?
Des Moinescraft.
Which animal has the biggest mood swings?
A Bi-polar bear.