She has teacups
Category: Fun jokes
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
You’ll need a hole
Two Swedes and two Norwegians where having an ice-fishing contest. The Norwegians got off to a good start. They pulled up several big fat salmons. The Swedes caught nothing, so the one Swede said to the other – you’d better go spy on them. Find out how they’re doing it. The Swede sneaked a little…
A cowboy walks into a bar…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat…
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now”
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These cat’s are broken
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
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Why did David Carradine get so many girls
He was well hung
Thanks I hate Mickey
Trump has been impeached
Now it’s the Senate’s job to find out how he got in there