So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
If Emperor Palpatine can get laid
Maybe there is hope for incels after all
The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Hey hey all, i wouldnt know where to begin for a complete guide on the deck , but i was promtped by people to post… Read More »The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?
Because demerera
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
Bit of a gen Z joke here:
VSCO ice cream vendors be like “and I scOOP!”
What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?
Im-Peach Cobbler
How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?
Shoot first, apologize later
Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?
Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.