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Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
I was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on it
When it hit me that time goes by in a flush.
Why did the polar bear cross the road?
Because of global warming.
TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.
Now millions of people can breathe easier.
My friend just told me that he’s a compulsive liar.
I don’t believe a word of it.
How did the sperm walk across the street
Because I put the wrong sock on this morning
Why is Australia situated in the corner?
Because it’s measuring 90 degrees, that’s hot.
Where do milk farmer do it?
In the dairy-air!
What did Tennessee?
Same thing as Arkansas!/dad
Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots