Fun jokes

A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone

“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm down sir, and tell me where you are””I’m at 560 Eucalyptus Drive””Can you spell that for me, sir?””U… er… E, U… er… U… … Hang on a second, I’m gonna drag her down to Oak Street.”

Consulting a hotheaded doctor

… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself.’