Fun jokes

Oh Lord almighty, tell me how to find happiness

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Someone just asked me how much a pie cost in the bahamas.

How would i know the pie-rates of the caribbean?

What do you get if you mix an octopus and a black person.

I don’t know, but damn it must be really good at picking cotton.

Decent and respectful gesture

To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road, all dressed in black. In the hearse was a white coffin, draped with flowers. As the procession passed, the one guy laid down his weapon, took his hat off and held his hand over his heart. After the whole scene was over, the other guy said – What you did back there, that was a really nice and decent gesture, I’m really impressed. I did not know you could be so respectful.The first guy smiled and said, – it was the least I could do. After all I was married to her for twenty-six years.

Meet Rosie – Boeing’s First Anthropometric Starliner Commander

Tom Steyer looks like future Mark Zuckerberg

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.

I don’t think I can ever repay you.

I just saw Rise of Skywalker…

…it was awesome.

For the first time in history, the US economy has started and ended a decade without a recession

Nancy Pelosi and Jack Kennedy (1961)