Tell them to wake you up in 30 minutes for chores and house cleaning. They’ll go quiet instantly and try their best to not wake you.
but the wedge beneath proved to be a Sham!
So he could keep opening the door to number 10
Turns out the #youtoo movement was a terrible idea
Because he’s married.
“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm down sir, and tell me where you are””I’m at 560 Eucalyptus Drive””Can you spell that for me, sir?””U… er… E, U… er… U… … Hang on a second, I’m gonna drag her down to Oak Street.”
All the Carrots were off their faces
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself.’