Why was the clock on the pillow?
Someone hit the snooze button!
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A man drinks alone at the Empire State Buildings rooftop bar
Soon, a stranger sits next to him and after a few more drinks they get to chatting.”Want to hear something amazing?” asks the stranger.”Shoot,” replies… Read More »A man drinks alone at the Empire State Buildings rooftop bar
A man joins a sports team and needs to buy a jock strap
He’s very nervous about this having never purchased one before. He enters the store silently praying that he won’t be helped by a saleswoman. He… Read More »A man joins a sports team and needs to buy a jock strap
Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?
Just in case they get a hole in one
Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
When I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..
I think it was the whoremoans that set me off.
ERR_GFX_STATE
I know this error has been discussed before, but as is, the game is unplayable for me. I just got the game this week. Right… Read More »ERR_GFX_STATE
You like to play music?
You can practice on my skin flute
Why does Santa carry a big sack of gifts?
That’s just how he presents himself.