Why are pigs so smooth?
They use oinkment!
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I got a sweater for my birthday.
I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
I hate people who take drugs
like policemen and customs officers.
At the funeral
Man: Do you mind if I say a word?Widow: No, please do.Man: Clears throat and says: plethoraWidow: Thank you. That means alot.
Yes I get all the cool numbers- 420 is a weed thing, 69 is a sex thing…
and 9:45 is bedtime.
HMC While “I take my baby to the old town road” in a bag…
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I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
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My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.