“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
Category: Fun jokes
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are trueThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)__________________________________________________Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it…
Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they’re all Targets.
My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Friendly Reminder
In about 8 years, the thing inventor inventor will invent the thing inventor after being thought of by the thing inventor.
SPOILER ALERT: 90% of episodes
Is this normal for a 1 y/o?
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