I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
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What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.
A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.
Bartender says “Is this some kinda fucking joke”
The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
For over a century, now, I’ve watched my body grow, create, die, and decay as my soul, entangled in the ever flowing robe-like bodies of… Read More »The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.
I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…
What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work
Why couldn’t the fortune teller see into the future very well?
She didn’t have 20/20 vision