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Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
I want to argue with flat earthers but…
I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field
Chemists
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists says, “I’d like some H2 — wait, we aren’t at work, why’d you say it like that? I’d like some water too, please.” The first chemist mutters to himself, “Damn!…
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
A texas woman chokes on some food.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,…
What is your superpower?
-what is your superpower? •”Hindsight” -That wouldn’t help much •”yes, I see that now”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
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