So I was getting a blow job from this dude…
Everything was going great until I looked down, saw that I was wearing crocs, and realized that I’m gay.
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someone emailed me claiming to be the oklahoma city bomber
i replied “ok boomer”
Picasso said “good artists copy but great artists steal”
I don’t understand if this sub if filled with good artists or great artists
What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
This guy in the gym just proposed and she said no
Well that didn’t work out
Why is EU like a frying pan?
Because Greece is stuck at the bottom
About The Witcher 3…
I told a friend of mine, an irishmen, to try out The Witcher 3. He bought it later that evening. In the morning he messaged… Read More »About The Witcher 3…
I like my coffee like I like my women
Lukewarm and bitter.
Why did the band “Rage against the machine” got arrested at the airport ?
Because they release another bombtrack
Did you hear the one about the guy who always poops?
He can’t keep his shit together