Category: Fun jokes
What is better than a woman?
-It is 2 woman (Slightly hearable lesbian porn sounds.)
Get off my lawn. Damn spiders.
Carbon monoxide from dryer
So dryers emit a lot of carbon monoxide, right? What if I were to capture some of that in a garbage bag and tie it over my head? I heard that carbon monoxide lets you go quietly, maybe that would dull my survival instinct enough to see Jesus? Or would it be impossible to capture…
Trump
Odds of the British press IQ puzzle Donald Trump came to London, and met Queen Elizabeth. Trump asked the queen saying, “Your Majesty, I find it much more difficult in political matters than I had imagined, may I ask you how you can operate such an effective government? Are there any tips that you can…
16 year old Trump just had sex
Young Trump: Dad, dad! I just had sex for the first time!Trump senior: thats great my son, you are a winner! Come, sit and tell me all about it.Young Trump: I cant, my ASS hurts!
I made a roulette, its about the amount my parents are going to give their godchildren, I decided to tweak it a bit
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A malicious genie grants you one wish. How does it go horribly wrong?
A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.
An elderly woman opens.”Did you order window cleaning service?””Yes. Come on in!”A few minutes later a man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.”Good morning young man. Did you come to clean my windows?””Yes””That is very kind of you but your colleague is already here.””No that’s me. I fell out of the window.”
Run Y’all
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