How many lawyers do you need to change a light bulb?
You need 2.One to change the light bulb and the other to defend the old one.
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What do you call a Christian that never stops moving.
A Roman Catholic
How do you get your kids to be quiet while you sleep?
Tell them to wake you up in 30 minutes for chores and house cleaning. They’ll go quiet instantly and try their best to not wake… Read More »How do you get your kids to be quiet while you sleep?
I thought the fixture was perfectly level,
but the wedge beneath proved to be a Sham!
Why did Jeremy Corbyn buy so many advent calendars?
So he could keep opening the door to number 10
Tried to start a new trend
Turns out the #youtoo movement was a terrible idea
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends.
Because he’s married.
A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm… Read More »A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
Madness at the Snowman’s rave last night..
All the Carrots were off their faces
Consulting a hotheaded doctor
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only… Read More »Consulting a hotheaded doctor