My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian
Its like I had never seen herbivore
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Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I mean the first line in the Rukunnegara says “kepercayaan kepada Tuhan” which means “belief in God”. Any Malaysian here can give me further reading… Read More »Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I knew his name was Levi
But I didn’t expect him to actually do it
The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I like my women like I like my coffee…
purchased at above-market rates from eco-friendly organic farming cooperatives in Latin America.
Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.
I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosing
After te execution the jail Director reported: ‘His last meal was so demanding, we had to cut staff.’