In retrospect, this was pretty obvious considering that Mt. Everest can’t fly
Category: Fun jokes
My uncle doesn’t like us lighting crackers on special occasions..
He says we’re burning money.
What did the pretentious underground portion of a house say to the floors above it at an EDM festival?
“I wonder what the bass meant?”
What do you call a shark’s asshole?
An orafish
Son: What was George Washington Carver most well known for?
Dad: Carving Mount Rushmore?
What kind of cars do elves drive?
TOYotas….
Knock knock. Who’s there? Narcoleptic. Narcoleptic who?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house
Try and name a better duo than me and procrastination
Go ahead, I’ll wait
I can count with one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl
It’s 14.