Old man
An 80 year old man gets a letter from the IRS saying to call their office as soon as possible. The old man picked up… Read More »Old man
Fun jokes
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I have loads of pick up lines about unemployed people…
Unfortunately, none of them work
Pavlov walks into a bar when the bell rings
He stares, “oh shit, I forgot to feed my dogs”
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
Ukes Before Nukes!
A few days ago I was on a plane from St Petersburg, Russia to Helsinki (I am from San Francisco) and was seated next to… Read More »Ukes Before Nukes!
Little John
Little John will have visits in her home. So, the mother tell him: -“Little John, this night we will receive visits. Please, whatever it happens… Read More »Little John
A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches… Read More »A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.