Guy 1: what will I be doing next year?
Guy 2: I dunno, I don’t have 2020 vision
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
I got banned form r/funny
I posted a few submissions which I thought were really funny and wanted to share but I was banned because they were previously posted in… Read More »I got banned form r/funny
Why is the ground so hard?
Because it’s a snow penis.-My cousins 8 year old son
I like my coffee how I like my women…
Cold and bitter.
The Significance of Mole Locations
Do you guys believe that there is a spiritual/magickal significance of certain mole or freckle locations? For example, I have a mole at the sole… Read More »The Significance of Mole Locations
My wife asked me today if I was still talking my fiber supplements.
I said I wasn’t being very regular about it.
A couple have just had a baby
They go to the doctor to have the baby checked up.Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.Dad: what’s the good news please.Doctor: your… Read More »A couple have just had a baby
Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
The wizard tells them “When you climb those trees,whatever you ask for will be at the top waiting for you.” The first guy climbs and… Read More »Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
My mother just got a sewing machine
Needles to say, she was sattisfied
A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids
They used to play with wooden toy pirates after school, using ventilation shafts in each others’ houses as their place to get away from their… Read More »A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids