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So, I’m at the doctors and this person sits next to me and says:”why so glum chum”? Told him to fuck up and went and… Read More »People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re “doing a good job” if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
I have this one character that supposed to represent two things: Old Money coming with a prestigious name and the self-made man who reach success… Read More »Dealing with a contradiction in a character
When you throw a boomerang off a cliff it comes back to you
…and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting,… Read More »A guy is driving past the White House….
so good it doesn’t need any peach or mint.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough for the entire class, nobody gets to have any.
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.As she gets up to the attic, she notices that nothing is… Read More »Billy’s mom comes home. “Billy, what’s wrong?” -“Dad hanged himself in the attic!” he said in tears.
Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
Don’t upvote, I just want to find out what the meaning of this joke is and then I’m done.Ivan came home with a bloody nose… Read More »I have his ear in my pocket