Why did Tulsi Gabbard cross the road?
She didn’t. She’s stuck in the middle.
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Do you say either or either?
Either.Yeah, but which one do you say?
It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
If the 1st amendment is, “I should be able to say whatever the fuck I want”Then it makes sense that the founding fathers said, “Oh… Read More »It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
What do bowling pins & white people have in common?
They’re rednecks
I couldn’t believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there!
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision