Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook &… Read More »Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
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[$1400-2000, USA] Windows Computer for After Effects, Photoshop, and gaming. Include Monitor (dual if possible), keyboard, and mouse.
I know that’s a pretty broad range, but I would like to see some options. I’m coming from a late 2014 27″ iMac. It has… Read More »[$1400-2000, USA] Windows Computer for After Effects, Photoshop, and gaming. Include Monitor (dual if possible), keyboard, and mouse.
Princess: I shall marry whomever of you is the bravest
Suitors: [all awkwardly look at the toaster]
A man was looking to buy a new phone.
He went into an electronics shop and went to the phone section. He went and talked to the staff “This new phone is the newest… Read More »A man was looking to buy a new phone.
What does Santa Clause love the most about Mrs. Clause?
The jingle physics
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her…..
Why do atheists love December?
Because there’s three different religious holidays to make fun of people for celebrating.
I have a plan to transplant a rabbit’s cerebellum into a human skull.
It’s a hare-brained scheme.
I was excited to work for the ancient Egyptians
Until I realized it was a pyramid scheme
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have have two dollars AT LEAST. And the guy… Read More »If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…