Category: Fun jokes
Behind the Scenes Ep 1: Director/Pilot Episode Introduction!
My phone 0.5 seconds after I’ve put it down on my bed
Pixar Meme.
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My bud Ellis, perhaps, made me piss myself. Perhaps. Perhaps…
How do check if someone’s dead? Tickle the taint.
Why couldn’t the gay man date the line?
Because it’s a line. You can’t date a line. 🙂
It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
Son: mama, there’s a kid under the bed.The mom bends down and looks under the bed.Son: mama, there’s a kid on top of the bed.Mom proceeds to beat up the son and his twin brother.
What chord do vegan musicians hate?
fis/H
A Diabetic Pimp
He’s pimping those hoes to keep his toes.-my brother
There is exactly one POC in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.
They needed a tolkein black guy.