But when he did, holy shit!
Category: Fun jokes
My English wife and I were arguing over the pronunciation of inventory
She: it’s INVENT-ryMe: no it’s inven-TORYShe: I ain’t having no Tories in my mouth.
Don’t speak to the parrot
The plumber was coming over to repair a pipe while the family where all at work. They had agreed where to leave the key, and the plumber was instructed to ignore the dog Killer and not to speak to the parrot Polly under any circumstances.The plumber locked himself inn, ignored Killer and got down to…
What do you call a lady who pretends to be a hooker
A Hoax
A scientific study was conducted on ants…
There was a scientific study conducted on various species of ants investigating the correlation between their heights and how their feet operate. Shorter ants were found to have little nubs on the end of their feet that operate similarly to toes on humans and primates. This was not seen in larger species, It was determined,…
A bunch of toilets walk into a bar,
and then shit got wild
There are two types of people in this world
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I once heard a terrible joke about Amazon
It was ruined by the delivery
Romans be like
F**k off Bill
A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee before he flew home, but the colleague was late. He spotted Bill Gates sitting alone at a table and walked over and said – Wow, I can’t believe it’s Bill…