A snowblower that doesn’t work
She didn’t have 20/20 vision
A young Italian bride is to spend her wedding night at her mother’s house. The bride and groom retire to the bedroom, where the groom starts disrobing. He takes off his shirt, to reveal a hairy, muscly chest, and the bride rushes next door to tell her mama, “Mama, he got a large hairy chest!”. To which Mama reassures the bride, to take it easy… The groom then removes his trousers, to reveal a muscly pair of legs…and the bride rushes next door to tell her mama, “Mama, he got a great pair of legs!”. Of course Mama reassures the bride… And then the groom removes his socks, to reveal one foot, and the other foot had been chopped off at the instep. Breathlessly, the bride rushes to tell her Mama, “Mama, Mama, he got a foot and a half”. And then Mama steps up, and tells her daughter, “Stand aside, this is a job for Mama…”
Full of boozeHeard this from a comedian years ago. Don’t remember who
A nervous wreck.
Time on the Peach.