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Category: Fun jokes
Why did Google choose “Kit Kat” as an Android version name?
If they’d called it “Kinder Egg”, they couldn’t sell it in the United States.
If you consider sounds to be last words
I’m going out with a bang!
Why did George Bush order a Wrecker at Subway?
He couldn’t get a melt.
I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like.
Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.
Even though Mr Beast is heavily sponsored by honey a money saving app he’s pretty reckless with his spending
Chinese students take jumping rope to the next level
A Priest and a Cowboy are walking in the desert
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”Slightly…
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted