What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
A measuring cup got sent to prison
He was found guilty in the quart of law for litering
A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.
It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he couldforage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.One afternoon… Read More »A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.
A man walks into a grocery store.
A man walks into a grocery store. After getting all his groceries, he sees something interesting at the check-out counter. Not knowing what it is,… Read More »A man walks into a grocery store.
People really need to appreciate sidewalks more
Who else kept you off the streets growing up?
Why are dogs afraid to go to space?
Because of the vacuum.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC
Because it’s finger likin good
Why are guitarist good with women?
We know are way around a G String.
Ten chimpanzees are standing in a line.
The 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 7th chimps are asked to step forward.They are the prime apes.
Why did Niki Minaj start melting when she used vaseline?
Because vaseline breaks down plastic