Category: Fun jokes
What’s been stressing you out recently?
[7 year old me opening presents from Santa]
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
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What’s the opposite of Tow Mater?
Finger Mater
What house call what cat
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Christmas innovation that doesn’t break the bank and is easy to do.
Artist uses snow shoes to carve artworks in the snow
Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?” – Husband: “With a minute of silence.”
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