Refrigerator noises at 3 AM
They say ghosts aren’t exist, but we all know that the random loud noise the refrigerator makes at 3 AM is some ghosts tryna still… Read More »Refrigerator noises at 3 AM
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
My 0.5-year-old cousin wants to tell you all this joke
people who make up stories and say it was their “4-year-old cousin”
HER: kids grow up so fast these days
ME: I know, it was scary when I asked my daughter how old she was and she held up three fingers.HER: exactly!ME: she wouldn’t tell… Read More »HER: kids grow up so fast these days
Why are eggs bad bomb defusers?
They easily crack under pressure.
We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and… Read More »We don’t serve pandas in here…
I hope Attack on Titan and Tekken have a crossover
A Tekken Titan would be great!
I had to put down my best friend today…
You hear that Kevin? You piece of shit.
What do you call a dictionary high on drugs?
High-definition
Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold
Because they’re already dead
A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?Woman: Why should I?Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAWWoman: What does that even mean?Crow: Its four good caws