A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
Category: Fun jokes
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
And the next book I’m going to read is
What do you call someone who loves giving tons of people anxiety?
A tension whore.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
A herd of people is called a crowd
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