How do you know a drummer is at the door?
Three taps and he comes in late.
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When I was younger I poisoned Santa’s milk and cookies as revenge for last year.
Waking up to my dad dead downstairs wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
Seeing strange things above my bed as a kid
After months of reading creepy posts here and on similar subs I’ve thought back and recalled what feels like the closest thing to a paranormal… Read More »Seeing strange things above my bed as a kid
Whoever started this “Reddit is giving away 250 coins for giving upvotes” has an iq of 176 cause it has been planned right down to the screenshots of a fake msg from Reddit……you smart mf
I applaud the effort cause you have changed reddits upvote quantity for this entire Christmas season
So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I say to those people. Have you tried snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo wearing a seat belt? It’s fucking… Read More »People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
Justice is best served cold.
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”
Pretty excited… but does anyone know what “ternative” means?
I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.
It was an accident