Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
thefun
I tripped in France
Eiffel over
I haven’t understood a single joke since this quarantine started.
They must all be inside jokes.
A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
News reporters visit the hen for an interview. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have… Read More »A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.
My epileptic son loves our new Christmas Tree
You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights.
What do you call a horse with no penis?
A eunuchorn
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl… Read More »A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter
wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father
listened.
Why don’t black people ever go on cruises?
They’re not falling for that one again.