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The opposite of Microsoft Office is…
Macrohard Onfire.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number…
She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight. I said, “Wow” Then her friend said, She means 666-3629.
I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago today
The things they did to me were just unspeakable
It was 11 years ago today.
My buddy James came running into the room, tears streaming down his face, and shouting,“It’s a boy! It’s a boy!”Needless to say, we never went… Read More »It was 11 years ago today.
It’s good news for insomniacs
Only 10 more sleeps till Christmas.
Her: Take off my bra
Me: Ok Her: Take off my Panties Me: Wow, ok Her: Stop wearing my clothes
Merry Christmas Hindus and Muslims
“Consider it a Christmas gift from the universe to the world” … “visible from parts of Indonesia, southern India, Oman and Saudi Arabia.”https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/solar-eclipse-christmas-scn-trnd/index.html