Take my advice and invest in real estate.
Get a lot while you are young.
thefun
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
– A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??”
The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.””And what… Read More »– A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??”
TIL pidgins die after sex
At least the one I fucked did!
Just got banned from the hardware store…
Some dickhead in an apron came up to me and asked if I needed decking. Lucky I got the first punch in
I give up drinking this year
Oops I mean: I give up, drinking this year.
Canada is a lot cooler than the United States
Especially during the winter
Dear Expecting Mothers…
Please… I beg you. Look at what your child’s name will be when spelled backwards.Sincerely,Marlana
There’s only 1 rule in learning English
1.) Their our know rules