One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

wondering

sometimes I spend entire meetings wondering how they get the big meeting table through the door

Art History Fact: the Mona Lisa is one of the most famous selfies.

Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.

You know you’re online sex relationship isn’t working out when you discover she’s been copying and pasting her orgasms.

This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.

I don’t care if you’re here to murder me – we take our shoes off in this house.

I just walked up to a girl while she was chewing gum. I asked her if she could blow bubbles. she siad, “Who’s Bubbles?”

They say that eating Subway is healthy, so I always eat some after I leave McDonald’s.

Apparently studying 3D geometry with 3D glasses on doesn’t help.

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can ”like” it.