One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

taste

I have good taste I just don’t have the money to prove it!

If their a pic of the making of the world’s first camera. Which camera took the pic of the world’s first camera?

What is a Jehovah’s witness favorite band? The Doors.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.

I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.

tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.

If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?

The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?

Just how hairy was the guy, who invented the shampoo “Head n Shoulders”?