surprise
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
faster
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
nobody
I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get…
One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get reincarnated as myself.
fault
it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
before
No one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
attention
Fires tell their kids not to play with Chuck Norris.