One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

easier

Sometimes I think that divorce would be easier than putting together the furniture my wife bought at IKEA.

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

“Well, the woodpeckers were a mistake.” Said Noah, as the ark started to sink…

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

Is it bad that after spending an hour with my psychologist, she has to spend two hours with hers?

The most popular song in Russia right now is Crimea River.

A moment of silence for the beer that I forgot about in the freezer.

According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.

Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.