One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

Italic

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. Therefore, it’s simply…Italicized.

The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.

It’s funny how most men prefer specific fats on a woman’s body, while most women prefer specific muscles on a male body.

Strippers are just married prostitutes. Think about it, they’ll tease you all daym but they’ll NEVER sleep with you.

The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.

When I die, I’m not going to Heaven or Hell, I’m going to the Complaint Department.

Cable company: No problem sir, a technician will be out tomorrow between 10:00AM and Thursday

She believes in honesty and wears a padded bra.

Women are quick to leave a man who lives with his mom but will mess with a man who lives with his wife.

I didn’t have alcohol for a week and got a text from my Liver, “Hey there! You still alive?”