One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

No one knows what propaganda means anymore.

It’s when a British person takes a really good look at something.

He hated capitalism.

She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.

Now they are crying up there and saying it’s too cold and dark.

He was too embarrassed about being debriefed.

Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me I’m doing a good job driving.

Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dogshit instead of walking around it.

Barcelona came to Anfield 4 nothing..

The only advantage other people have over me is that they can kiss my ass and I can’t.

I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just forgetting all the shit I’m supposed to be doing.