Why does Waldo wear stripes
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What does Jeffrey Epstein have in common with Christmas decorations?
They’re always hung way too early.
I was just thinking of a color that doesn’t exist…
but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Why is a genie’s lower half transparent?
So you don’t see their Djinn-itals.
I just read an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there’s a lot of cross referencing.
I told my wife I was going to give her gold-medal sex.
She said, “Just once, could you give me silver-medal sex and finish second?”
Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.
They are calling it Alexa Pro.
If “going number 1” means “taking a pee”
Number 1 doesn’t mean shit.
I saw a few nuns at a bus stop…one of them was smoking a cigarette, one of them was wearing a beanie…
You could say they had a couple bad habits.
This girl told me that she could suck me off inside my own head.
It was truly mind-blowing.