Planes never seem to land happily,
They’re always a touch down
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What’s the difference between the red hot chilli peppers and Harriet Tubman?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves…
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking
I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit
By a storm trooper.
What’s 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Why are french ducks so sexy?
They have a certain ‘Je ne sais quack’
My girlfriend’s roommate wouldn’t let me redo their bathroom tiles.
What a caulk block.
A foolish Dutchman
What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?One is a hollow cylinderand the other a silly Hollander.
Shaggy as part of the Gestapo
Like Fred man, I’m trying to look for Jews
Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.
One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.