Why did the pawn shop buy the oldest piece of chewing gum in the world?
Because it was in mint condition
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I got a paper joke for y’all.
It is tearable.
So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe
Land Mines
The Soviet Union don’t use land mines.They use land OURS.
Why is Kim Jong Un so unfit?
Probably because he didn’t have to run for office.
Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
Why are balloons so damn expensive?
Because of inflation.
Whats the deal with Jorge Elbrecht?
Why does he look like this now? Is it makeup or did something happen to the poor fella?