I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
How did the Lost survivors get back to the world
They had a Shepard
When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens
One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”
Why can’t you convicted Abraham Lincoln?
Because he’s always in a cent
Someone people are good-looking enough for others to assume they must be an IG influencer…
People take one look at me and assume I have reddit.
An acorn is not a corn
and a corn is not an acorn