I went to the store and bought naked juice, then called my dad
“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What did the shower say???
Every naked person turns me on!
Meteorologist
If you attacked a meteorologist with a lime green morph suit no one would realize what’s going on.
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colors?
Reptile dysfunction
The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
I’m having trouble with my conjugations in Spanish class
Subi or not subi
How many Kurds does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we don’t have electricity.