What does a nihilist say before death?
Well here goes nothing
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier….
Hindsight = 2020
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
Two peanuts walking down a dark alley..
One was assaulted.
How to get laid for free without the trouble of dating…
..Start working at the mortuary like me.
Every face tells a story
And mine is a horror story
Why couldn’t the man hear the psycho killer in the stall next to him?
The ‘p’ was silent
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Hey… do you smell carrots?