Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
In which form would the enormous poet always write his poems?
In Iambig Pentameter
Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
The baby reindeer asked the mother reindeer if it would snow this Christmas.
The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.
Watch an 8 year old middle aged man swallow a popsicle whole.
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If you’re looking for a good swamp to live in
then you better make sure you have the right bayou right by you.
No wonder reddit has a repost problem
I mean after all it is called read it.
There was a young man…
There was a young manFrom Cork who got limericksand haiku’s confused
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other one?
See you next period.
I was so close to winning lotto
I had all the right numbers but they were in the wrong order.