Forget about the past, you can’t change it…
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
We decided to organize an intervention for our friend, who is addicted to taking laxatives.
I said, “This shit needs to stop.”
What joke blows up even if someone just thinks about it?
Unfortunately, my dick.
What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors???
Reptile dysfunction…
If life was a comedy
I would be a tragedy. :'(
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers.
Husband: To be honest I didn’t even know she sold them.
So I was charged for sex trafficking.
Never going to have sex in the middle of the highway anymore.
Answer in comments
What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Hey y’all
Can y’all comment on this so I can follow you back
What did one tampon say to the other?
NothingThey were both stuck up cunts .