I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture about drills.
It’s just boring.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.
Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?
Because he had NO-LAN!
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
How did the french communist say that he needed to pee?Weewee
A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.
He dies of lead poisoning.
People used to call me ugly until they saw my bank account….
Now they call me ugly and poor
Did you hear about the boxer who wrapped his tighty-whities around his shoes?
He went through his whole career undie-feeted.
When the doctor diagnosed me with dyslexia
It was music to my arse
Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.