Good TV stands for 43 inch ?
Budget is around $200 and im looking for something simple and can still fit an audio setup (nothing crazy)
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Say “beer can” in a British accent.
No, wait, that’s “Bacon” in Jamaican.
What would happen if the electricity was disconnected at a brothel?
They would have to use a candle.
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
What did the exit sign at the sperm bank say?
Thanks for coming.
My mum doesn’t like people who cuss. My best friend cusses a lot. His name is Red.
It was Fred before she beat the F out of him.
How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar nazi?
You call them antisemantic!
I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.
Didn’t work at all. 🙁 I think this “B 12” slogan should be banned as false advertising!!
It’s hard to go on a date with a librarian
They’re always booked
The rude skeleton!
Why did the skeleton burp in church?He didn’t have the guts to fart.