Noticed this glitch in the Aggressive heist option
Even if you didn’t steal the boring machine, you can still enter by the sewers.Has anyone noticed this too?
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I got a haircut last week but I didn’t really like it.
It’s okay though, it’s growing on me.
What did the popcorn get charged for?
A-salt & Buttery.
Why did they call the painter who liked strangling sex, ‘the vegetable’
Cos he was an artichoke.
What did the ice say to the water?
Nothing. It is very cold
Fear of the show friends
Me: I’m afraid of the show FriendsTherapist: Dont worry I’ll be there for youMe: screams
In 2020 we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision
I can see it clearly.
A morning kiss with a tight hug is a best feeling in the world
Unless you are in prison!!
Why are there so many tailors in France?
Because that’s where the pro fitter roles are.
Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…