If I got a kill for every gender
I wouldn’t have enough for a UAV
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Ya ever look at a really beautiful woman and think
Damn, my moms pretty hot
I don’t understand why people like threesomes so much
If i want to dissapoint 2 people at the same time i just go and see my parents.
I would tell you a Trump joke…
But it’s border line offensive
How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other
How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option