What do you call a Jewish Woman’s boobs?
Joobs(Yes I stole this from South Park)
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
OC. Nelly was busted with over a pound of solid crystal meth on his tour bus
I guess that’s where he got all of his andele in his E.I.. UH OOOOH!!!
What did the man with colon cancer say when he was on wheel of fortune?
I’d like to buy a bowel.
What do you get when cross Elton John with a sabertoothed tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass
My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.
“Son, you’re going to have to stop money laundering.”
Donald J. Trump has been impeached
Finally, something he’s earned
I’m a literal genius. I finished this super hard puzzle in only 6 months!
The box said 2-4 years.
If you tell all your friends to stand in a line and punch you…
There is no punchline.
This is the sort of day when even this subreddit has to get serious for a moment and take in what is happening out there.
The new Star Wars movie is a piece of shit.
I asked Donald Trump what kind of cobbler he would be.
He replied I’m peach mint.