A colored pencil cat by Patricia Otero
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One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Girl, are you an Eastern White Pine?
‘Cause you’re making my Pinus strobus
Does anyone have a contact in the underwriting department?
I am having issues with a client getting their products accepted and this is starting to become ridiculous.
I’m not usually one to take side, but gun to my head…
…I’d probably support the 2nd amendment..
Why can’t I see black ice on the road?
Because I don’t see color
Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?
To find some Christmas spirit
Trump gets Impeached
Me: The Senate will decide your fate. ignites lightsaber
HMC, I will show you how to toss an ice cube
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You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions. Utterly despise them.