Poor seaweed
Wanted to read, but nori, no write.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual
Matt Damon decided to do porn
“Saving Ryan’s Privates”
This dude is having a stroke
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Why does KFC never have any toilet paper?
Because its finger lickin’ good.
My wife left me because I am obsessed with Depeche Mode.
It’s ok though. I’ll Enjoy the Silence
I’ve decided to become a nihilist.
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
I had a sad flashback…
To be honest, Shepherd in MW2 betraying you is better than getting scammed for V-Bucks in Fortnite.