Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
How do you keep a member of congress from walking away when you’re trying to ask them a question?
Give them a piece of gum.
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you