I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That sounds…..like a big step.”
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
He turns to his wife and says, Bring the little ones inside, it looks like its going to be a wet day. His wife says… Read More »A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
I thought that was a really odd way to start a conversation with me.
A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used… Read More »A woman goes to buy a parrot
Y stands for Yanker…
The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great… Read More »Y stands for Yanker…
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.