Once upon a time
in a far away land there was a noble king and his beautiful, pregnant wife. The king was much loved by his people, but he… Read More »Once upon a time
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.
Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?
Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?
A fisherman and his wife had two children: a boy and a girl.
They were deciding what to name the children, when the fisherman noticed that every time they stood on the balcony, the boy looked towards the… Read More »A fisherman and his wife had two children: a boy and a girl.
My wife left me because I am obsessed with Depeche Mode.
It’s ok though. I’ll Enjoy the Silence
A country singers truck
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.
I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
My wife always has a headache when I come home from work. I asked her if I could help her get rid of it.
She said, “Yes, leave the room.”
A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.
H: “Honey, even if I really turned into a zombie, I will never eat you.”W: “Aww….”H: “The doctor told me to cut down on fatty… Read More »A woman told her husband about her dream in which everybody she knows turned into zombies.